Chloe Pace. Cancer. UK . Dragon Slayer. Unicorn rider. I'm about as bad ass as a care bear. I hope you enjoy going through my blog :)
a real question why is sarah not nominated for being a badass.
(via glassesanddreads)@1 hour ago with 23 notes
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
(via celestialxstyles)@1 hour ago with 241434 notes
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
(via punkrockho)@1 hour ago with 31013 notes